Sans Dungeon

New Movie: Gila Monsters and Frenchies

New Movie: Black Mamba

New Species of Animal: Pelochrina Judicialis

New Species of Fungus: Morchella Esculenta

New Species of Plant: Desmaziatia Newelli

New Species of Plant: Trichilium Benjamini

Recipe for Grandma's Apple Pie

A Poem About Fictional Characters

A Poem About Fetishes

A Poem About Sleep

A Poem About Gay Marriage

A Poem About Pokemon

A Poem About New York City

A Poem About Nature

A Poem About War

A Poem About Religion

A Poem About Love

A Poem About Apes

Convince Me That These Facts are Lies v.1

Ten Things You Might See If You're Extremely Lame and Planning To Sneak Out On a Boat to The Orient in the 1800's But Forgot Your Nautical Charts

Ten Things You'll Overhear in Arkansas

Ten Firsts That Happened on My 30th Birthday

Ten Things I Most Look Forward to inbeing an Old Man

Ten Things I've Done Since Turning 50

Ten Signs You Might Be a Bowl of Cheerios

New Animal: the Zuult - Saltidus Vagabundus

New Animal: The Aye-Aye

New Animal: The Man

New Animal: The Stoned Cold-blooded Killer

New Animal: The Incredible Feline of Superbarkus

New Animal: The Malaria Demon

New Animal: Teenage Alligator

New Animal: Zodiac Crab

New Animal: The Mind Miley

New Animal: Realistic Bear

New Animal: Deathface Spider

New Animal: Red Bellied Soup Snake

New Dog Breed: KJV Bites

New Animal: Teapot Bird

New Animal: Weeny Seal

Recipe for Curry v.1

Barbasol's Latest Product v.1

Popsicle's Newest Flavor v.1

Kit Kat's Newest Flavor v.1

Baby Ruth's Newest Candy v.1

Snicker's Newest Candy v.1

Burger King's Newest Menu Item v.1

Life Saver's Newest Flavor v.1